u evr stay up at night thinking bout how capitalism is ruining your life
straight boys don’t shut their mouths because their lips would be touching and that’s gay
ever hated someone so much that every time u see them u just wanna
*pulls out phone* “hey check out this meme”
"woah, don’t you know liking memes isn’t cool???"
"aha it’s a metaphor. i like the meme but i never press the reblog button. put it in your likes but never give it the power to ruin your blog"
mother: is it a boy or a girl?
doctor: *puts baby between teeth* it’s a metaphor
This week on Tumblr:
It’s a metaphor. You’re a metaphor. I’m a metaphor. Your keybord is a metaphor. Everything is a metaphor. The universe is turning into one giant metaphor on a molecular scale. Run. It’s too late.